What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Your going to be alright just relax

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I don't like religions.

I don't like

I like God is love and lives within you.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Deuteronomy 17

Maybe leave out

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

Innocent before proven guilty

Lose lips shimk ships.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

What did one boob say to the other boob

But this is not

You shall not bear false witness.

Bible.. Hm.?

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?